Для нашего же блага
1. You can change gender at will, but scholars say ‘simply impossible’ to change your race
Why? Because shut up and trust The Science (TM)!
2. Report: Biden Has Handed Taliban Over $2 BILLION In 2 Years
The most funny thing they probably don't even kick back to the Big Guy. He just does it because of sheer idiocy.
3. Biden transition official caught on camera saying border crisis is 'boom for business'
Кому война, а кому мать родна.
4. Chicago Mayor Says That Due To Negative Connotations We Should Stop Using The Word 'Chicago'
We really should. No city deserves to be called this slur of a name.
5. San Francisco woman CRYING on TikTok about how dangerous her city is VOTED for it
She deserved all of it. Good and hard.
6. Not a Parody: Gov't Employees Told To Work From Home Due to Rampant Crime Outside the Nancy Pelosi Federal Building in SF
7. Massachusetts governor declares emergency over immigrants: 'This is a national issue'
Turns out when they talked about being "sanctuary cities", they didn't mean it in a way that actual immigrants would come there...
The state's 1983 "right to shelter" law maintains that any family, regardless of immigration status, is guaranteed immediate state-provided housing.
They didn't mean people would actually come and use this law.
8. Massachusetts Lt. Gov tells residents to 'consider hosting' illegal immigrant families in their HOMES
Скоро это станет обязательным.
9. Bezos Earth Fund Announces $400 Million for Greening in Underserved Urban U.S. Communities
Кто-то знатно напилит бабла. Ну и бомжам палатки будет, наверное, в теньке приятнее ставить?
10. Massive 2020 Voter Fraud Uncovered in Michigan
Этому наверняка есть какое-то обьяснение, только мы его пока не знаем. И не узнаем, т.к. расследовать это никто не будет - зачем, если сомнения в честности выборов - это теперь уголовное преступление? Очевидно же и так, что выборы честные, чего ещё расследовать.
Biden RICO
11. Hunter Biden’s staggering $20M haul from Kazhaks, Chinese, Russians, Romanians and Ukrainians revealed in new bank records: Comer
12. Mitch McConnell Talks Down Biden Impeachment - Demonstrates That the Uniparty Is Alive and Well
13. New Questions Raised About Joe Biden's 2022 Remarks Regarding the Prosecution of Donald Trump
Biden ordered DOJ to indict Trump and lied about it.
14. Merrick Garland Appoints Special Counsel in Hunter Biden Case
Не вышло замять по-быстрому, замнут по-медленному - порасследуют пару лет не спеша, потом сольют. Как Барр.
Кстати, следователем будет тот самый Вейс. Который ни хрена не нарасследовал в первый раз. Ну, чтобы не сомневались.
Нас бережёт
15. FBI agent Charles McGonigal to plead guilty to colluding with Russia after investigating Trump—baselessly—for Russian collusion over 2016 election
Первый Закон неумолим.
16. Mr. McGonigal stood up and said that he had broken the law after his retirement in 2018 from the bureau, where he had been an expert in Russian counterintelligence, by aiding an effort by Oleg V. Deripaska, a Russian billionaire under U.S. sanctions, to investigate a rival.
Ну что ж, ФБР, оказывается, было право - русские агенты действительно пробрались в высшие эшелоны власти и танцуют под дудку российских олигархов! Калюжен - не выдумка, а реальность! Только происходит он в самом ФБР. А так всё правильно.
17. The FBI lied about the extent of its communications with Facebook regarding the Hunter Biden laptop story in 2020, newly disclosed communications from the tech company reveal. Rep. Jim Jordan (R-OH) says that the FBI’s claim it only met with Facebook once about Biden’s “Laptop from Hell” are “completely false.”
18. Federal court claimed Trump was flight risk in decision to keep search warrant for X account secret
Absolutely no shame, anything to get Trump. And no consequences ever.
19. Portland jury finds Antifa militants not liable in Andy Ngo attack, defense attorney declares ‘I AM ANTIFA’
After announcing her retirement and that this would be her last trial, Burrows told the jurors that she “will remember each one of their faces.”
Burrows did not take the time to provide evidence as to why the two defendants should be free from charges, but rather used the time to defend anti-fascism and attack Ngo’s credibility as a journalist.
The jury got the message. This is how it works in Portland. Terrorists own this city.
20. Sikh Man Who Turned the Tables on Shoplifter Facing Criminal Charges
Of course. You can't have people defend themselves agains thieves in California. Also, it's racist.
21. Family of black man shot by San Fran police after POINTING A GUN AT THEM says officers should have said, “Hey, let’s talk” before firing.
Shameless.
22. From 'Defund the Police' to 'Send in the Troops': Anti-Cop Democrats Beg National Guard To Stop Crime in Their Cities
Самое интересное, что при этом они не признают, что их действия стали причиной происходящего. Просто вот поразило их стихийное бедствие, вне всякой связи с их политикой, помогайте!
Сиськи-масиськи
23. "How someone could honestly be so heartless": Mother of Marine killed during the Afghanistan withdrawal says Biden lied to her about his son Beau dying in action, a lie he keeps repeating
The Potatus lives in his own world which he constructs as he goes along.
24. Biden's 'No Comment' Praised As Most Rational, Coherent Statement He's Made As President
Fact check: true (of course, couldn't be otherwise, considering the source).
Culture war
25. Seattle’s Museum of Pop Culture ERASES JK Rowling from Harry Potter exhibit
Ну да, искусство принадлежит народу, а кто такая Роулинг? Какая-то трансфобка и нелицо.
26. Best Buy faces blowback for leadership training program that excludes white applicants
Обыкновенный расизм.
27. Porsche erases Jesus from Lisbon
This is going to work just fine for them.
28. Couple Banned From Fostering Children Because of Their Beliefs About Transgenderism and Marriage
If you're not woke, you can not adopt anymore.
29. X CEO Linda Yaccarino: “Lawful But Awful” Content To Be Hidden
Без цензуры никак невозможно.
30. X Partners With Company Tied To Group That Blacklisted Conservatives
Элон может пиздеть, что угодно, но по факту твиттер как цензурировал, так и продолжит.
31. Colorblind housing rental policies are racist, ACLU lawsuit says
Вот такой хуевый ACLU у нас теперь.
Лучшие люди города
32. Robert Kennedy Jr : “Snow is so scarce today that most Virginia children probably don’t own a sled.”
That aged as well as snow in August. No, actually, much, much worse than that.
33. George Soros Thinks He is "Some Kind of God" and That Made Him Uncomfortable Until He "Started Living It Out."
34. Top Covid Experts Got $325M In Royalties From China, Russia, Pharma Firms
Total coincidence, not related to anything at all.
35. The mayor of Tampa was fishing in the Florida Keys and just so happened to catch 70 pounds of cocaine
I totally believe this true and not at all surprising or ridiculous story.
Беспристрастная пресса
36. New York Times teamed with state agencies to target Orthodox Jewish schools: report
Возглавляет всё это, конечно, Элиза Шапиро.
Международная панорама
37. CNN Poll: Majority of Americans oppose more US aid for Ukraine in war with Russia
Ну чо, приехали?
38. Посол Украины в США дезинформирует власти Украины и украинское общество.
39. Зато в свободное время она открыла в Вашингтоне ресторан.
Если посольское дело у неё идёт не очень, то может хоть борщ вкусный будет?
40. The Australian government has hired a consultant to consult with on how best to deal with other consultants.
Логично.
Старомыслы не нутрят ангсоц
41. UC Faculty Members Rebelling Against DEI in Math Classes
They will likely be brutally suppressed.
42. Hollywood Shocker: The Authors of the Book Behind Nolan's "Oppenheimer" Were Both Editors and Writers at "The Nation"
I.e. commies.
43. Virginia 6-year-old who wounded teacher Abigail Zwerner with gun boasted: ‘I shot that bitch dead’
Воспитаньице. Конечно, виноват в этом белый супрематизм.
44. Thomas Jefferson University President Mark Tykocinski has tendered his resignation, succumbing to pressure from student activists. The immediate trigger of the backlash was Tykocinski simply liking a few tweets.
45. 'White People' Were the Only Slavers of History, Black Professor Claims
There were times where university professors were required to know something. These times are long past. Being of the right "diversity" is now all that is required.
1. You can change gender at will, but scholars say ‘simply impossible’ to change your race
Why? Because shut up and trust The Science (TM)!
2. Report: Biden Has Handed Taliban Over $2 BILLION In 2 Years
The most funny thing they probably don't even kick back to the Big Guy. He just does it because of sheer idiocy.
3. Biden transition official caught on camera saying border crisis is 'boom for business'
Кому война, а кому мать родна.
4. Chicago Mayor Says That Due To Negative Connotations We Should Stop Using The Word 'Chicago'
We really should. No city deserves to be called this slur of a name.
5. San Francisco woman CRYING on TikTok about how dangerous her city is VOTED for it
She deserved all of it. Good and hard.
6. Not a Parody: Gov't Employees Told To Work From Home Due to Rampant Crime Outside the Nancy Pelosi Federal Building in SF
7. Massachusetts governor declares emergency over immigrants: 'This is a national issue'
Turns out when they talked about being "sanctuary cities", they didn't mean it in a way that actual immigrants would come there...
The state's 1983 "right to shelter" law maintains that any family, regardless of immigration status, is guaranteed immediate state-provided housing.
They didn't mean people would actually come and use this law.
8. Massachusetts Lt. Gov tells residents to 'consider hosting' illegal immigrant families in their HOMES
Скоро это станет обязательным.
9. Bezos Earth Fund Announces $400 Million for Greening in Underserved Urban U.S. Communities
Кто-то знатно напилит бабла. Ну и бомжам палатки будет, наверное, в теньке приятнее ставить?
10. Massive 2020 Voter Fraud Uncovered in Michigan
Этому наверняка есть какое-то обьяснение, только мы его пока не знаем. И не узнаем, т.к. расследовать это никто не будет - зачем, если сомнения в честности выборов - это теперь уголовное преступление? Очевидно же и так, что выборы честные, чего ещё расследовать.
Biden RICO
11. Hunter Biden’s staggering $20M haul from Kazhaks, Chinese, Russians, Romanians and Ukrainians revealed in new bank records: Comer
12. Mitch McConnell Talks Down Biden Impeachment - Demonstrates That the Uniparty Is Alive and Well
13. New Questions Raised About Joe Biden's 2022 Remarks Regarding the Prosecution of Donald Trump
Biden ordered DOJ to indict Trump and lied about it.
14. Merrick Garland Appoints Special Counsel in Hunter Biden Case
Не вышло замять по-быстрому, замнут по-медленному - порасследуют пару лет не спеша, потом сольют. Как Барр.
Кстати, следователем будет тот самый Вейс. Который ни хрена не нарасследовал в первый раз. Ну, чтобы не сомневались.
Нас бережёт
15. FBI agent Charles McGonigal to plead guilty to colluding with Russia after investigating Trump—baselessly—for Russian collusion over 2016 election
Первый Закон неумолим.
16. Mr. McGonigal stood up and said that he had broken the law after his retirement in 2018 from the bureau, where he had been an expert in Russian counterintelligence, by aiding an effort by Oleg V. Deripaska, a Russian billionaire under U.S. sanctions, to investigate a rival.
Ну что ж, ФБР, оказывается, было право - русские агенты действительно пробрались в высшие эшелоны власти и танцуют под дудку российских олигархов! Калюжен - не выдумка, а реальность! Только происходит он в самом ФБР. А так всё правильно.
17. The FBI lied about the extent of its communications with Facebook regarding the Hunter Biden laptop story in 2020, newly disclosed communications from the tech company reveal. Rep. Jim Jordan (R-OH) says that the FBI’s claim it only met with Facebook once about Biden’s “Laptop from Hell” are “completely false.”
18. Federal court claimed Trump was flight risk in decision to keep search warrant for X account secret
Absolutely no shame, anything to get Trump. And no consequences ever.
19. Portland jury finds Antifa militants not liable in Andy Ngo attack, defense attorney declares ‘I AM ANTIFA’
After announcing her retirement and that this would be her last trial, Burrows told the jurors that she “will remember each one of their faces.”
Burrows did not take the time to provide evidence as to why the two defendants should be free from charges, but rather used the time to defend anti-fascism and attack Ngo’s credibility as a journalist.
The jury got the message. This is how it works in Portland. Terrorists own this city.
20. Sikh Man Who Turned the Tables on Shoplifter Facing Criminal Charges
Of course. You can't have people defend themselves agains thieves in California. Also, it's racist.
21. Family of black man shot by San Fran police after POINTING A GUN AT THEM says officers should have said, “Hey, let’s talk” before firing.
Shameless.
22. From 'Defund the Police' to 'Send in the Troops': Anti-Cop Democrats Beg National Guard To Stop Crime in Their Cities
Самое интересное, что при этом они не признают, что их действия стали причиной происходящего. Просто вот поразило их стихийное бедствие, вне всякой связи с их политикой, помогайте!
Сиськи-масиськи
23. "How someone could honestly be so heartless": Mother of Marine killed during the Afghanistan withdrawal says Biden lied to her about his son Beau dying in action, a lie he keeps repeating
The Potatus lives in his own world which he constructs as he goes along.
24. Biden's 'No Comment' Praised As Most Rational, Coherent Statement He's Made As President
Fact check: true (of course, couldn't be otherwise, considering the source).
Culture war
25. Seattle’s Museum of Pop Culture ERASES JK Rowling from Harry Potter exhibit
Ну да, искусство принадлежит народу, а кто такая Роулинг? Какая-то трансфобка и нелицо.
26. Best Buy faces blowback for leadership training program that excludes white applicants
Обыкновенный расизм.
27. Porsche erases Jesus from Lisbon
This is going to work just fine for them.
28. Couple Banned From Fostering Children Because of Their Beliefs About Transgenderism and Marriage
If you're not woke, you can not adopt anymore.
29. X CEO Linda Yaccarino: “Lawful But Awful” Content To Be Hidden
Без цензуры никак невозможно.
30. X Partners With Company Tied To Group That Blacklisted Conservatives
Элон может пиздеть, что угодно, но по факту твиттер как цензурировал, так и продолжит.
31. Colorblind housing rental policies are racist, ACLU lawsuit says
Вот такой хуевый ACLU у нас теперь.
Лучшие люди города
32. Robert Kennedy Jr : “Snow is so scarce today that most Virginia children probably don’t own a sled.”
That aged as well as snow in August. No, actually, much, much worse than that.
33. George Soros Thinks He is "Some Kind of God" and That Made Him Uncomfortable Until He "Started Living It Out."
34. Top Covid Experts Got $325M In Royalties From China, Russia, Pharma Firms
Total coincidence, not related to anything at all.
35. The mayor of Tampa was fishing in the Florida Keys and just so happened to catch 70 pounds of cocaine
I totally believe this true and not at all surprising or ridiculous story.
Беспристрастная пресса
36. New York Times teamed with state agencies to target Orthodox Jewish schools: report
Возглавляет всё это, конечно, Элиза Шапиро.
Международная панорама
37. CNN Poll: Majority of Americans oppose more US aid for Ukraine in war with Russia
Ну чо, приехали?
38. Посол Украины в США дезинформирует власти Украины и украинское общество.
39. Зато в свободное время она открыла в Вашингтоне ресторан.
Если посольское дело у неё идёт не очень, то может хоть борщ вкусный будет?
40. The Australian government has hired a consultant to consult with on how best to deal with other consultants.
Логично.
Старомыслы не нутрят ангсоц
41. UC Faculty Members Rebelling Against DEI in Math Classes
They will likely be brutally suppressed.
42. Hollywood Shocker: The Authors of the Book Behind Nolan's "Oppenheimer" Were Both Editors and Writers at "The Nation"
I.e. commies.
43. Virginia 6-year-old who wounded teacher Abigail Zwerner with gun boasted: ‘I shot that bitch dead’
Воспитаньице. Конечно, виноват в этом белый супрематизм.
44. Thomas Jefferson University President Mark Tykocinski has tendered his resignation, succumbing to pressure from student activists. The immediate trigger of the backlash was Tykocinski simply liking a few tweets.
45. 'White People' Were the Only Slavers of History, Black Professor Claims
There were times where university professors were required to know something. These times are long past. Being of the right "diversity" is now all that is required.