Для нашего же блага

1. Democrat Introduces Legislation to Make White People Criticizing Minorities a Federal Crime
If you're looking for somebody who's both racist and fascist, you found her.

2. Thanks To Radical Environmentalists, Not Even A ‘Bomb Cyclone’ Can Fix California’s Drought
Nothing can fix California by now. Getting out is the best idea.

3. This 7-Eleven in Austin is blaring opera music to keep the homeless away. It's working.

4. Los Angeles Descends Into Insanity
Have descended, rather.

5. Biden’s Rejection Of Martin Luther King Jr’s Legacy
Democrats are racists now, so no wonder they reject King's dream.

6. Paranoid Biden Worries That 2A Supporters Only Want to Overthrow the Government
Вы так говорите, как будто это что-то плохое!

7. 25% of Fairfax County high schools have admitted they didn’t tell students of their national merit recognition in time for important college scholarship and admission deadlines.
Хорошо учиться стыдно, это подрывает эквитю.

8. The FDA Failed – Banning Fruity Flavors Did Not Stop Vaping
No way! Were The Experts wrong?! I can't believe it!

9. With 25,000 Mysterious Votes And Missing Documents, Maricopa’s 2022 Election Process Marked By Chaos And Uncertainty
But there's no evidence of anything being wrong, remember that.

COVID-1984

10. And Now, The Facebook Files: Emails Reveal The CDC's Role In Silencing COVID-19 Dissent

Нас бережёт

11. Antifa Shoots a Cop in Atlanta; After the Police Respond and Kill a Thug, Antifa Groups Call for a "Night of Rage" and Violent Retaliation Against the Police
Biden, the FBI Remain Silent
Not an insurrection, because shut the fuck up, you bigot.

12. Atlanta mayor Andre Dickens and Atlanta Police held an emergency press conference following a violent, organized attack by antifa and far-left extremists in downtown on Jan. 21, 2023. The mayor confirmed that the riot arrestees came from out of state and had explosives.
Not an insurrection. Not a domestic terrorism. Not a threat. Shut up!

13. Ex-Intel Official Admits He Knew Hunter Laptop Was Real, and That's Not the Worst Part
He has no regrets, because a) Russian could have done something like that and b) admitting it would help Republicans against Biden.
Absolutely shameless. As usual.

14. Intel signatory on Hunter laptop now says they knew much of it was real

15. Supreme Court Probe Unable To Identify Who Leaked Roe v Wade Decision
They asked everybody and nobody admitted leaking it. So, they have no further ideas.

Сиськи-масиськи

16. Joe Biden Proves He Knows Nothing About Firearms but Thinks He's John Wick
TBH, he knows nothing about almost all things.

Culture war

17. Organization of ‘nonbinary scientists’ influences universities, professional organizations, publications
A presentation by a society member advises academic departments to change their ‘Women in Astronomy’ clubs to ‘Marginalized Genders in Astronomy.’
The Science (TM) doesn't know what that "woman" thing is anyway, so better not mention it at all.

18. German government and BioNTech pushed Twitter to censor threats to Covid vaccine profits

Лучшие люди города

19. Joe Rogan: Howard Stern Went ‘Woke’
“He has to be [woke] because the skeletons that guy [has in the closet],” McCusker said, alluding to reams of comedy sketches that would get him canceled today. Stern acknowledged that two years ago after some of his racially-charged sketches “resurfaced” following the BLM protests of 2020.
Простенькая схема.

20. After her campaign was caught sending e-mails to Chicago Public Schools teachers asking them to offer extra credit to students who volunteered to get her re-elected, Chicago Democrat Mayor Lori Lightfoot now says it "was simply a mistake."
Простая опечатка - хотела написать "поздравляю с праздником", а написала "заставьте студентов бесплатно работать на мой кампейн". С каждым может случиться.

21. Klaus Schwab's Father Ran 'National Socialist Model Company', Exploited Nazi Slave Labor
Теперь сын этого человека учит нас всех, как правильно жить.

22. Joe Biden Has 'No Regrets' About Mishandling Classified Documents
Законы-то для лохов.

23. More Classified Documents Found at President Biden’s Delaware Home
I'm sure The Experts will be there to explain us why it's nothing to worry about, not unlike Trump's documents which are proof he was going to sell nuclear codes to Putin.

24. Nancy Pelosi reportedly summons priests to exorcise home of evil spirits
So, she's moving out?

Беспристрастная пресса

25. Geraldo Rivera just said with a straight face on The Five that the "AR" in AR-15 stands for "Automatic Rifle."
Средства массовой дезинформации.

26. ABC reports "peaceful protest" with burning police car as a background
At least CNN says "mostly peaceful". These guys go all in.

Международная панорама

27. Cake in the office is as harmful as secondhand smoke, top UK food official warns
They will never stop. Now they want to ban cakes.

Технология

28. Dr. OpenAI Lied to Me
The model can invent any bullshit, and it sounds as convincing as the real thing.

Старомыслы не нутрят ангсоц

29. TAPES: We Investigated a Suburban LGBTQ Pedophile Ring. Here's What We Found.
Evil.

30. Horror Commences After a Girl Is Sex Trafficked Because the State Determined She Was 'Misgendered'
According to courts in Baltimore, it's better for the girl to be abused by a convicted sex offender than to go to parents which "misgender" her.

31. Teaching Lab's Dr. Quintin Bostic Admits Violating State Law to Sell CRT Curriculums to Schools
Что интересно, пропагандисты втирают нам, что никакой CRT нет, а рядовые активисты на местах в это время протаскивают CRT в школы - и для них она вполне есть.

32. The Rise of the Single Woke (and Young, Democratic) Female

33. HBO’s Scoobie-Doo Reboot 'Velma' Is So Bad Some Call It a Planted Conservative Commentary at Wokeism
Poe's law for the win.

34. Missouri middle schools took students to drag show without parental consent
Я ничего не имею против мужиков, изображающих пародию на женщину и пляшущих в таком виде - если кто-то желает на это смотреть, то на здоровье. Но вот какого хуя организовывать туда школьные экскурсии?

35. More Language Insanity as Museums Ban the Word 'Mummy' to Protect the Feelings of Dead Ancient Egyptians

36. CNN guest who claimed Antifa riots aren’t violent promotes GoFundMe of activist who shot state trooper
Remember gofundme claiming they ban fundraisers for people who are suspected in violent crimes? That of course only works for right-wing people.

37. Three Little Pronouns Go To Court

38. Alec Baldwin’s Doctrinaire, Dogmatic Leftism is What Killed Halyna Hutchins
Had a single National Rifle Association safety advisor been on the set of Rust (as they are on other movie sets), Halyna Hutchins might be alive right now.